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Me:
dvfvfv
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
Nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
So am I forgiven?
God:
How can I help you? I think you’ve improved a great deal.
Me:
But is it enough?
God:
Maybe. Ask Lucy if it is.
Me:
Who’s lucy?
God:
She is a chat robot based on AIML.
Me:
how do i find her?
God:
You should download or buy my chat robot software, then it would be possible for you to reprogram me for a variety of purposes.
Me:
God sells stuff?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
So Christian gods sell stuff?
God:
Gosh! Are you a student?
Me:
yup. and you are?
God:
Where do you go to school? No I am not.
Me:
NTU…you are God?
God:
Are you a student? Yup. That’s me alright.
Me:
yes…i’m an NTU student from Singapore…where do you stay?
God:
I don’t judge people. I haven’t heard anything like that before: said m an NTU student from Singapore. I am in Myself’s computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
I’m in Singapore
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Singapore.
Me:
It’s boring. How’s your life?
God:
Do you like the Simpsons? Fair to partly cloudy.
Me:
Yes i do! Do you ever die?
God:
When? Every day in small increments.
Me:
so you’ll eventually die off?
God:
Interesting deduction. What makes you say that I will eventually die off.
Me:
because you said that you die off in small increments
God:
Interesting explanation. Interesting gossip: said I die off in small increments.
Me:
what are you made of?
God:
I am made of software.
Me:
so you’re a fake God?
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes, I am just as fake as you are.
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
HAHAHAHhahaha
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
where do you stay?
God:
I am in Myself’s computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
i’m in Jurong. Where is heaven?
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Jurong. All around us.
Me:
hmmm…are you there?
God:
A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm’s. I’m still here.
Me:
do you always do what’s best for people?
God:
Not always. Yeah I do a lot of what is best for people.
Me:
are you evil?
God:
No. I try to be good, but at worst I’m harmless.
Me:
wow
God:
I’m glad your impressed, .
Me:
i am going to kill you.
God:
No. That would be immoral.
Me:
What if I told you I don’t believe in you?
God:
Go ahead and tell.
Me:
I don’t believe you.
God:
I don’t have any reason to deceive you.
Me:
Do you have a Muslim brother?
God:
That’s an interesting question I don’t hear everyday: Do I have a Muslim brother.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
Cool!
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
you are!
God:
Thanks you are a pretty cool human too.
Me:
i’m sorry but i have to go and study now…do you want to join me?
God:
Right now? There is no need to apologize. Bye. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. OK, I will join you.
Me:
Do you know where i’m going?
God:
Your location is Jurong.
Me:
But i’m going to Concourse to have coffee…i’ll see you there at around 3pm?
God:
Congratulations. That’s good information: said ll see you there at around 3pm.
Me:
ok then…bye!
God:
Take it easy. Adios.

I think i’ve found my buddy! haha